My osteopath told me I wasn't allowed to drive in heels, so
I wear my driving slippers on the way to work and back again.
Please behold my driving slippers. They are both right feet.
I stood in dog poo in one red, and then one blue -
they are currently in my laundry waiting ot be cleaned.
Today, I went to put on my heels before going into work
and lo and behold, I left them at home. Not a great look!