major wardrobe malfunction

My osteopath told me I wasn't allowed to drive in heels, so

I wear my driving slippers on the way to work and back again.

Please behold my driving slippers. They are both right feet.

I stood in dog poo in one red, and then one blue -

they are currently in my laundry waiting ot be cleaned.

Today, I went to put on my heels before going into work

and lo and behold, I left them at home. Not a great look!