I've had this dress for years and never worn it, so I chucked it
on this morning, as, you know, I have NOTHING TO WEAR.
Well, it turned out to be one big wardrobe malfunction. FOUR holes
made themselves apparent during the day, so I've been busy popping
off to the bathroom with my emergency sewing kit to stitch myself in.
It cost me next to nothing and it is quite cute, despite my aversion to
all things (apart from myself) that are from the seventies.