So, Mr Black went to the RSPCA today to find himself a wife. The idea was that he
would spend quality time with the single ladies and get to know them, decide who he
was in love with, and then take her home to live in harmony in their new deluxe hutch.
It didn't quite go as planned. He tried to hump all the lady bunnies within the first 30
seconds, and when he was removed from Divini (a not-very-impressed lady bunny), he attempted to hump the lady from the RSPCA who was co-ordinating the speed-dating. He was told to come back when he was less hormonal and came home still single and disgraced.